The Thought PoliceEdit
I hope you guys don't get rid of these pages. Is the thought police going to come and take all the new pages away from us? Well hold on there, they're some rights that I get to hold on to. THANK YOU!
Jokes about the bureaucrats on EasterEdit
I imagine some scenario where some government official in D.C. comes in and goes
"Uhjh, excuse me Mr.Miller"
"Yes What is it, can't you see I'm writing taxes?"
"Yeah well father Miller wants to celebrate Easter or the Christ resseruction"
"That sounds like a conflict of interest with the Church and State"
"Well what if it was just chocolate and easter eggs?"
I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING NOW BUT THAT HAPPENS! YOU GUYS PROBABLY THINK 'OH IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL'
JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!